
In a hilarious moment of inspiration, actress Amber Tamblyn created some comedic, feminist, rap songs at the expensive of Tyrese (actor, model, singer? idk) when he stumbled across her email address and assumed she was Amber Rose, model/ex-girlfriend of Kanye West, and sought to establish a musical collaboration with her. Well, Tamblyn being the brilliant comedienne and actress that she is played along with his mistake and created these demo songs she calls "Awareness Raps."
"All in Favor," the first in the series of her "Tyrese Sessions," is actually pretty awesome and funny with witty and confrontational rhymes that call out Congress on attempting to ban birth control for women. I wrote out all the lyrics below so you can see just how epic and funny her song is.
Why aren't actual musicians writing songs about this and bringing attention to the fact that the United States Congress is trying to ban birth control? If you want to hear the rest just go to her Sound Cloud for the "Tyrese Sessions," and go to
her facebook page to read her explanation and the serious of emails where she pretends to be Amber Rose.
Dear Men in Congress,
You think banning birth control is conservative progress? You think sanctioning my ovaries won't bring me to violence? How about I tell you what to do with your caucaus?
It is now illegal to think about me topless, to keep your lotion where your socks is, to refer to powerful women as monsters like those jocks at Fox did.
I am not afraid to cock block dick, to sew an instructional video of rape kits to your eye lids and make you watch it. I'll take away your golf clubs and gun clips. I'm gonna fix this by getting you fixed. Enough's enough kid, come on stop that. If you wanna make this law, then use this law rap.
You have the right to get strangled by a bra strap. Anything you sexualize can and will get shot at, with a glock cap. I'll shove your life in a duffle bag, hand it over to a sex trafficer and let him smuggle that.
You wanna cuddle dad? NO! Don't touch me. You can't touch me anymore. I'm so pissed I forgot how to rhyme. I hate you so much I forgot what I was talking about. Who wants to get Mexican food? Jay-Z do something!
This is do or die. These are the new rules I play by. This is the end of the line. Okay old white guy? Ladies, testify. It's time to put a measure on the floor against chromosome Y. All in favor, say aye.
Amber, do you want to
collaborate with me? Seriously, I think you're awesome.
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